oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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