I'm gonna have a badass scar
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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