there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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