Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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