spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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