I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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