my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you traded sex for a burrito?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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