Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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