I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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