Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
from now on my penis is your penis
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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