no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The air taste purple.
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