I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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