??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Please, let me fuck your mom
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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