There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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