i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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