Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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