Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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