On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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