no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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