She's JV to your varsity
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
