girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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