things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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In other news, I just burned my penis
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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