forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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