bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit