She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday