So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella