Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out