Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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