it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I supernannyed him into submission
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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