just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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