it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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