Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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