stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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