I wanna bring you to show and tell
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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