Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz