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(703): View more from Virginia

I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay

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(503): View more from Oregon

My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"

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(630): View more from Illinois

i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We tried having a conversation with our noses.

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(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker

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Do you believe in miracles?

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(917): View more from New York City

It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask

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