no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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