is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened