Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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