Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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