I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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