Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i out mim tonsoeep
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