she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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