No, you can still breathe under the balls.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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