That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if only i could text you this smell
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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