Define "chronic" masturbator.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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