Jerry, you need to find god
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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