I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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