Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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