i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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