she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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