i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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