i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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