doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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