in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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