It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm both gender and math confused
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