my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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