Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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