In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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