i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
