when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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