This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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