Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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