My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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